4 oct 2011

Moving day


[Barney's talking on phone to Ted in a deep voice]
Ted: Barney...
Barney: This isn't Barney. ...but I hear that guy's awesome. All right. Listen very carefully. You will get your stuff back if you are able to complete a series of challenges. Number one, put on the suit. Number two, meet me at MacLaren's in an hour.
Ted: How will I know who to look for since we've never met?
[Awkward pause]
Barney: ...I look like Barney.

Monday Night Football


Ted[tries to convince the group of watching the recorded Super Bowl together a day after because of the wake for Mark] Who's in?
Lily: I'm in!
Robin: I'm in.
Marshall: I'm in!
Barney: What the hell. I'm in! HIGH-FIVE!!! [raises his hand]
Ted: Dude... we are at a wake!
Barney[looks around] Sorry.... [puts his hand over the table and speaks in a low and grave voice] solemn low-five!

The limo


Ted: You're not... Moby, are you?
Not Moby: Who?
Robin: The recording artist, Moby.
Not Moby: Oh, no.
Barney: Then why, when we said "Hey, Moby" did you come over here?
Not Moby: Oh, I thought you said Tony.
Ted: So your name's Tony?
Not Moby: No.